I'm not sure if I posted this before, but:
Diary of a Squire
When I woke up, the sun glared in my blue eyes but I didn't care, I was too busy thinking about how big this day was and how big of an impact it would have on the rest of my life and my descendants' lives. I dragged myself out of my blankets and walked into the kitchen. I grabbed a loaf of bread, and filled my water sack. I got dressed and went into the stable to get my horse. "Let's go, Girl. Oh Yeah! I forgot!" I gave her a carrot. "You sure are hungry! Well let's get going or I'll be late!" Oh I almost forgot! My name is Tom, and my horse is named Epona, and I'm going to be the world's best knight, but until then I have to be the world's best squire. Well anyways, I got there late. I had to wash out the stable from top to bottom and then clean and polish every stupid shield, sword, helmet, and gauntlets in the Amory. I finally got to start training. I nearly killed the other squires and I didn't even need a shield! The next day I got to meet the knight who I will assist in jousts and even on the battlefield. His name is Sir Lancelot and he is my hero! He won many battles and is a knight of The Round Table. I went on like this for a year. On my 13th Birthday I got a real sword. Sir Lancelot got it for me. He also gave me a shield which I'll need because I'm on the second level of Squire training. When I got to practice I stared in awe. There were only three other squires who only had wooden swords and shields and were without horses. I was the best squire in my group. I had the very best knight at my side and couldn't be stopped, or at least until my first real battle! "You look really scared." Sir Lancelot said. "I am" I replied. I swallowed my saliva and took a deep breath. "Don't worry; they usually don't aim directly at squires." He reassured. "Alright" I managed to say, even though I was still horrified at the idea people would want to kill other people, even boys in their youth. I trembled in my amour "CLICK CLACK, CLICK CLACK! CLANK CLANK CLANK!!! " The battle began! Arrows flew like eagles in the air. A few arrows bounced off my amour "FLICK! FWOOSH! SCHOOM!" "Wow! He was right! Wait a sec, SIR LANCELOT!!!!!!" He lay there on the ground an arrow in his right shoulder plate. "He must've been blown down due to the impact of the arrow! I better help him!" I lugged the heavy man to the Infirmary Tent and splashed cold water on him. "Huh? Wha... What happened?" he asked, barely conscious but awake enough to communicate. "You got hit by an arrow in the shoulder. Your amour protected you, but the impact threw you to the ground. I carried you here." I informed him. "Wow! What a story! Thanks Tomas, you saved my life I really owe you one!" The battle ended and we won. I went to practice and I told everyone. I even got moved up five whole levels. I started practicing again and I fought in four more battles. We won every time. On account of all those victories, a feast in the castle was held for all the knights and squires who were in it. The feast was wonderful! There was roasted pig, turkey, chicken, beef, and even quail! There were boiled potatoes, carrots, peas, green beans, corn, and cucumber. I ate about a dozen loaves of bread and scraped the meat off the bones of two drumsticks. I was so full at the end of the main course that I skipped the second course to let the food digest to make room for the dessert which was pudding and cake. I didn't expect the ceremony held afterwards, and I was stunned that I was the important part of it. The king took his gold scepter which was studded with rubies and diamonds. He then took Sir Lancelot's sword, and then he called me forward and told me to kneel. He dubbed me a knight. I had finally reached my goal!
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